Why did the rich man go crazy?

He had one-million dollars, but no cents.

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Which president was least guilty?

Lincoln, because he is in a cent.

Why did the Louvre tour guide work for pennies?

Because this docent makes any cents.

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What is a million years like to you?

God: Like one second. Mortal: What is a million dollars like to you God: Like one penny. Mortal: Can I have a penny God: Just a second.

How do you turn a little boy into a little girl?

With a small loan of a million dollars.

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What can be said about a rich man who doesn't carry change with him?

He's got more money than cents

What's the name of the richest man in China?

Cha Ching