Which president was the most logical?

Lincoln. He made the most cents.

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Which president was the most logical?

Lincoln. He made the most cents.

Which president was least guilty?

Lincoln, because he is in a cent.

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What do you call an instrument that gets a president impeached?

Harmonica Lewinsky.

Why do you need to be 35 to be elected president?

So women don't get elected.

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Why do people throw coins into foutains?

Why do people throw coins into fountains? I don't know, doesn't make any cents.

Why do gas prices end with 9/10 of a penny?

It just makes cents.