Which president was the most logical?

Lincoln. He made the most cents.

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Which president was the most logical?

Lincoln. He made the most cents.

Where was Matthew McConaughey headed in those Lincoln commercials?

Dunno but I'm sure he made all rights all rights all rights.

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How do you know when a joke has gone too far?

It's elected President.

What does it take to be a president of Russia?

Be a Viktor, then you are Devinitely In

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What did the clerk say to the customer who tried to buy a candy bar with plastic quarters?

This is non-cents!

Why did the nickel jump of the building but the dime did not?

Because the dime had more cents.