Which president was the most logical?

Lincoln. He made the most cents.

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What was Lincoln's worst decision as President?

He should have asked for a table, instead of a Booth

Who was the least guilty President of the them all?

Lincoln. He was in-a-cent.

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Which president was least guilty?

Lincoln, because he is in a cent.

What one noun, verb, and US President sums up a scientist's hopes and fears?

Grant.

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Why is a change machine easy to understand?

It makes cents.

How much is a soft drink ?

Waitress: Fifty cents. Girl: How much is refill Waitress: The first is free. Girl: Well then I'll have a refill.