Which president was the most logical?

Lincoln. He made the most cents.

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What was Lincoln's worst decision as President?

He should have asked for a table, instead of a Booth

Where was Matthew McConaughey headed in those Lincoln commercials?

Dunno but I'm sure he made all rights all rights all rights.

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Why can't Brock Turner go to jail?

Because with swim times like his, he might be president some day.

Which president was famous for his long pauses?

Ellipsis S. Grant.

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Why do gas prices end with 9/10 of a penny?

It just makes cents.

What happened to the minter who went crazy?

He stopped making cents.