Which president was the most logical?

Lincoln. He made the most cents.

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Which president was the most logical?

Lincoln. He made the most cents.

Who was the least guilty President of the them all?

Lincoln. He was in-a-cent.

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What's the difference between the US and Russian Presidents?

US presidents get shot while Russian presidents take shots.

Why is Hillary running for President?

Because it's easier than running from the law.

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Why do gas prices end with 9/10 of a penny?

It just makes cents.

Why was the anomaly so poor?

Because it didn't make any cents!