Which president was the most logical?

Lincoln. He made the most cents.

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Which president was least guilty?

Lincoln, because he is in a cent.

What was Lincoln's worst decision as President?

He should have asked for a table, instead of a Booth

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Which bird ran for President?

H. Ross Parrot

Why isn't the Vice President running for President this year?

Cuz he's Biden his time.

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Why didn't the cops ever charge Abraham Lincoln?

Because he was always in a cent.

Why do gas prices end with 9/10 of a penny?

It just makes cents.