Which president was the most logical?

Lincoln. He made the most cents.

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Who was the only president that was not guilty?

Lincoln. He was in a cent.

What was Lincoln's worst decision as President?

He should have asked for a table, instead of a Booth

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Which president was famous for his long pauses?

Ellipsis S. Grant.

What kind of country has a clown problem?

The same one that has 2 clowns running for president!

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What did Abe Lincoln say to the judge when he asked how he pleas?

I'm in a cent.

Why was the skunk arrested for counterfeiting?

Because he gave out bad scents (cents).