Which president was least guilty?

Lincoln, because he is in a cent.

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Which president was least guilty?

Lincoln, because he is in a cent.

Which president was the most logical?

Lincoln. He made the most cents.

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What was Lincoln's worst decision as President?

He should have asked for a table, instead of a Booth

Which US president is most responsible for unemployment in the US today?

Abraham Lincoln.

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What did the clerk say to the customer who tried to buy a candy bar with plastic quarters?

This is non-cents!

How do you pay for incense?

In cents