Which president was least guilty?

Lincoln, because he is in a cent.

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Who was the only president that was not guilty?

Lincoln. He was in a cent.

What was Lincoln's worst decision as President?

He should have asked for a table, instead of a Booth

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What do you call a president who interrupts people?

Donald Tr- WRONG!

How did the U. S. elect an Orange as president?

Gerrymandarin.

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How much is a soft drink ?

Waitress: Fifty cents. Girl: How much is refill Waitress: The first is free. Girl: Well then I'll have a refill.

Why did the nickel jump off the building but the dime didn't?

The dime had more cents.