Which president was least guilty?

Lincoln, because he is in a cent.

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Who was the only president that was not guilty?

Lincoln. He was in a cent.

Which president was the most logical?

Lincoln. He made the most cents.

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What happens when the President dies?

The Vice President takes over. What happens when the Vice President dies? The Speaker of the House takes over. What happens when the Speaker of the House dies? You go to Radio Shack and buy a new speaker.

What happens when the president of the United States has to use the bathroom?

The state of alert in the White House rises to Defecate 2.

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What happened to the minter who went crazy?

He stopped making cents.

Why is the Canadian Mint so confusing?

Because they don't make any cents.