What do you get when you elect Bernie Sander's son as president?

A son Bern

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Why is Hillary running for President?

Because it's easier than running from the law.

What was Lincoln's worst decision as President?

He should have asked for a table, instead of a Booth

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What was the last thing Daedalus said to Icarus?

You've got a lot of potential, son."

What do you call a spy that likes to spend time with his son?

James Bonding bah dun tss

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What's one advantage of electing a woman president of the United States?

We wouldn't have to pay her as much.

Why should we elect Gabe Newell as President of the United States?

So there won't be a World War III.

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Why did Hillary go to the gynecologist?

She was feelin' the Bern!

What is the only thing that will be "Feeling the Bern"?

Working people's wallets.

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What was Bernie Sander's favorite topic in mathematics?

Radicals. He loved finding the "root" of problems...

What do you get when you mix a communist and a capitalist?

Bernie sanders