What son *Dad cries with joy
You don't cry when you cut up a saxophone. Happy Saxophone Day Why this musical abomination deserves its own day is beyond me. Edit: beside to beyond
Because her boyfriend was going in .
We're raising mashed potatoes.
Son: "nice try, a chair!" Dad: "Nope. Our dog just died."
Because he's Autistic.
Dude,I already did my time.
Because it's a nappy time.
