What has four legs and isn't alive?

Son: "nice try, a chair!" Dad: "Nope. Our dog just died."

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a Chinese lady with one leg?

Irene.

What do you call... ...a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean?

Bob

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What did the Native American say when his dog fell of the cliff?

Dog gone!

Why is K-9 another term for a dog?

Because if it was a cat, it would be a K-10.

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What do all my friends and my dad have in common?

i didnt have either growing up

What do you get when you cross my mom with my dad?

I don't know, but my Dad said it was a mistake.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What did the scientist say before he died by mixing Hydroxide and Nitrate?

OH NO !"

How'd you die?

I got shot trying to save my fellow soldiers lives in war. You " "I got trampled trying to save on a flat screen" "Oh.."

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

Why did the Greeks want Helen back so bad?

Are you kidding She was the most beautiful woman in the world! Can you imagine what her sons would of looked like

What was the last thing Daedalus said to Icarus?

You've got a lot of potential, son."

Chair Jokes More Chair Jokes

Why didn't the President fight with the chair?

Because we don't negotiate with chair-orrists.

Why did you hit me with your chair?

Me: Because my desk is too heavy.

Nice Try Jokes More Nice Try Jokes

What has four legs and isn't alive?

Son: "nice try, a chair!" Dad: "Nope. Our dog just died."

What is that behind your ear?

Nice try, too old for the coin trick" "No it's a tumor" "Oh my god" "Kidding it's a quarter"