What has four legs and isn't alive?

Son: "nice try, a chair!" Dad: "Nope. Our dog just died."

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

Which part of the body goes to heaven first?

A Kid replied: The legs... Because everynight I see my mum's legs up high and screaming "OH GOD! I'M COMING!! XD

What do you call a cow with five legs?

Rare.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What did the dog say when it sat on a piece of sandpaper?

Ruff!

what do you call a dog that can do magic tricks?

a labracadabrador

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What do you call a kid who's dad is Jamaican and mom is Chinese?

Rastafriedrice

What do you call a dad without jeans?

A potato.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What is the similarity between Steve Job and Robb Stark?

They both died when they were really popular.

How do black people die from a drive by?

Everytime someone screams "get down! " they stand up and start dancing!

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What do u say?

SON: I WILL CRUSH MY ENEMIES ME: *nervous laughter* No, the other thing SON: Oh. Thank you

What did Bruce Willis say to motivate his son?

Son, if at first you don't succeed, Try Hard. If that doesn't work, Try Hard 2. If that still doesn't work, Try Hard with a Vengeance. Remember, you can't pick between the choice to Live Free or Try Hard. They go together. Everyday's A Good Day to Try Hard."

Chair Jokes More Chair Jokes

What did the woodworm say to the chair ?

It's been nice gnawing you !

How many morons does it take to change a lightbulb?

14,000. 1 to hold the lightbulb, 4 to hold the chair, and 13,995 to spin the house.

Nice Try Jokes More Nice Try Jokes

What is that behind your ear?

Nice try, too old for the coin trick" "No it's a tumor" "Oh my god" "Kidding it's a quarter"

What has four legs and isn't alive?

Son: "nice try, a chair!" Dad: "Nope. Our dog just died."