Son: "nice try, a chair!" Dad: "Nope. Our dog just died."
Matt. No arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Bob.
Limp Biscuit
Because it scares the dog.
Robert E Flea !
The sight of premature Ejack-o-lanterns in the neighborhood. I'm a Dad so this joke is OK
Dad: We used to keep useless information to ourselves.
Well, that's the edamame.
Every time someone said "Get down!" they jumped up and started dancing.
Son: "I was the only one who could answer a question." Mother: "Oh really What was the question Son: "Who threw the eraser at the principal "
You. Why I oughta...! Edit: Wow, thanks for all the love. My son is quite the character and he really caught me off guard with this!
3: One holds the light bulb, and the other two spin the Chair.
A chair
Nice try, too old for the coin trick" "No it's a tumor" "Oh my god" "Kidding it's a quarter"
