What has four legs and isn't alive?

Son: "nice try, a chair!" Dad: "Nope. Our dog just died."

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a dog with no legs in the ocean?

Bob Barker

What has long ears four legs and is worn on your head?

An Easter bunnet!

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you call a dog that goes through your stuff?

Snoop dog.

What is taller when it sits down than when it stands up?

A dog.

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

Where's the best place to hide an elephant?

Dad: Where is the best place to hide an elephant? Me: I don't know, behind a big rock? Dad: In a tree silly. Me: In a tree? Dad: When's the last time you saw an elephant in a tree?

Why do Kenyans always win marathons?

At the end, they get a bag of chips and a Coke. -My dad told me this joke when we went to a race-

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What would you do if I died?

Husband: I would go crazy Wife: Would you re-marry Husband: Ah, not that crazy..

Where do we go when we die?

In the ground.

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What do you get when you elect Bernie Sander's son as president?

A son Bern

How is it when my son has homework,I have to be involved?

Dude,I already did my time.

Chair Jokes More Chair Jokes

How many blondes does it take to... How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

5... 1 to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the chair

What can you sit on, sleep on, and brush your teeth with?

A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush.

Nice Try Jokes More Nice Try Jokes

What has four legs and isn't alive?

Son: "nice try, a chair!" Dad: "Nope. Our dog just died."

What is that behind your ear?

Nice try, too old for the coin trick" "No it's a tumor" "Oh my god" "Kidding it's a quarter"