What has four legs and isn't alive?

Son: "nice try, a chair!" Dad: "Nope. Our dog just died."

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a child with no arms and no legs swimming in a pool?

Bob.

What happens to a legend's career when he loses his leg?

It ends.

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What dog can tell the time ?

A watch dog !

What do you call a dog with no legs and metal balls?

Sparky.

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What's the difference between LSD and my dad?

LSD doesn't need to be drunk to hit me.

How many dads does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to put it in and one to complain that he never screws anything anymore.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What do you call a French General who charged into battle and died?

Napoleon Blownaparte

What do you call a jelly bear that died and came back?

A mummy bear

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What did the buffalo say to his son who's leaving for college?

Bison.

What did the dad say to Michael Jackson at the beach?

Get out of my son!"

Chair Jokes More Chair Jokes

What do you call a set of chairs kept outside in Ireland?

Paddy O' Furniture

What did the statue say to the chair?

Chair? Statue?! :D

Nice Try Jokes More Nice Try Jokes

What is that behind your ear?

Nice try, too old for the coin trick" "No it's a tumor" "Oh my god" "Kidding it's a quarter"

What has four legs and isn't alive?

Son: "nice try, a chair!" Dad: "Nope. Our dog just died."