What's the difference between a Russian Potato and a U.S. Potato?

The U.S. potato can still compete in the Special Olympics.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby?

One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer, the other one is a watermelon.

What's the difference between a piano and tuna?

You can tuna piano but you can't tuna fish.

Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

What happens when you wear radioactive Russian underpants?

Cher nob'll fall out.

What did Russians use for light before candles?

Light bulbs

Special Olympics Jokes More Special Olympics Jokes

What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?

Not being

What is better than coming second in the Special Olympics?

Not being retarded. Sorry guys. Poor taste. But it is what it is.

U. S. Jokes More U. S. Jokes

Who is the least guilty U.S. President?

Lincoln. He's in a cent!

What U.S. state was founded by Muslims?

Allah-bama

Compete Jokes More Compete Jokes

What's the similarity between your zero-exercise lifestyle and a professional weight-lifter competing in the Olympics?

They both involve muscles and they both result in a-trophy.

Why aren't the Williams sisters competing against Michael Phelps?

Black people can't swim.