What's the difference between a Russian Potato and a U.S. Potato?

The U.S. potato can still compete in the Special Olympics.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between my erection and my motorcycle?

My wife actually looks forward to riding the motorcycle.

What's the difference between US Politics and WWE?

one is a predetermined charade that takes a tremendous amount of willingness to suspend disbelief the other is pro wrestling.

Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

Which Russian leader is always farting?

Putin

What do Russians use to censor websites?

The Inter-nyet.

Special Olympics Jokes More Special Olympics Jokes

What's better than winning a silver medal at the Special Olympics?

Not being retarded

What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?

Not being

U. S. Jokes More U. S. Jokes

Why is Jeopardy the #1 show in the U.S.?

Because Michael Douglas starred in "Double Jeopardy" in 1999.

What did the U.S. airdrop to the children of Afghanistan?

Bombs

Compete Jokes More Compete Jokes

What is the name of one of the Chinese gymnasts competing at the Rio Olympics?

Wai Tu Yung

Why did the "Ringling Bros." Circus finally go out of business?

They couldn't compete with the circus in Washington DC any longer.