What's the difference between a Russian Potato and a U.S. Potato?

The U.S. potato can still compete in the Special Olympics.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between bacteria and rednecks?

When looking at bacteria you can actually find some culture.

Whats the difference between a smart midget and a venereal disease?

Ones a cunning runt...

Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

What's the difference between the US and Russian Presidents?

US presidents get shot while Russian presidents take shots.

Why shouldn't you wear Russian underwear?

Because Chernobyl fall-out.

Special Olympics Jokes More Special Olympics Jokes

What's better than getting gold in the Special Olympics ?

Being normal.

What's better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?

Not being

U. S. Jokes More U. S. Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?

Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S.

Why did both Germany and the U.S want to hire Apes during World War Two?

Because they are excellent at waging Gorilla warfare!

Compete Jokes More Compete Jokes

What is the name of one of the Chinese gymnasts competing at the Rio Olympics?

Wai Tu Yung

Why do you never see a church with free Wi-Fi?

Because no church wants to compete with an invisible power that actually works.