What's the difference between a Russian Potato and a U.S. Potato?

The U.S. potato can still compete in the Special Olympics.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between me and a pigeon?

A pigeon can make a deposit on a BMW

What's the difference between the number 3 and David Cameron?

One's a prime number, the other's a prime minister.

Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

What does a Russian woman say to stop her husband from abusing her?

Vladislov, baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more... I'm sorry..

What did the computer say to the pirate?

Want to date hot Russians!

Special Olympics Jokes More Special Olympics Jokes

What's better than getting gold in the Special Olympics ?

Being normal.

Whats better then a gold medal in the special Olympics?

Not being retarded.

U. S. Jokes More U. S. Jokes

What U.S. state was founded by Muslims?

Allah-bama

Why do mathematicians hate the U.S.?

Because it's indivisible.

Compete Jokes More Compete Jokes

Why did the "Ringling Bros." Circus finally go out of business?

They couldn't compete with the circus in Washington DC any longer.

Why aren't the Williams sisters competing against Michael Phelps?

Black people can't swim.