What's the difference between a Russian Potato and a U.S. Potato?

The U.S. potato can still compete in the Special Olympics.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between toilet paper and a knife?

Oh, you don't know I won't ask you to wipe my bum then.

What's the difference between an 115 year old man and a 46 year old woman ?

sixty-nine

Russian Jokes More Russian Jokes

Why wasn't Vladimir late?

He was Russian.

How Many Russians Does It Take To Invade Crimea?

None according to the Russians.

Special Olympics Jokes More Special Olympics Jokes

What is better than coming second in the Special Olympics?

Not being retarded. Sorry guys. Poor taste. But it is what it is.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?

Not being retarded

U. S. Jokes More U. S. Jokes

Why is the U.S dollar getting stronger?

Fiscal therapy

Who is the least guilty U.S. President?

Lincoln. He's in a cent!

Compete Jokes More Compete Jokes

What do Leonardo Dicaprio Babe Ruth have in common?

They both won when neither of them were competing against black people!

What's the similarity between your zero-exercise lifestyle and a professional weight-lifter competing in the Olympics?

They both involve muscles and they both result in a-trophy.