Why wasn't Vladimir late?

He was Russian.

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Why should you never buy Russian jeans?

Chernobyl fallout

How many Russians does it take to change a light bulb?

None. In Russia, light bulb changes you.

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What did Vladimir name his member?

Put-in. (In a Russian accent)

What do you call a Russian, homophobic, golfer?

Vladimir Putting