Why wasn't Vladimir late?

He was Russian.

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What's the difference between Russian football fans and an old drunkard in a bar at closing time?

Kicking the old drunkard out won't start world war III.

Who was saved?

The Russian people

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What's Vladimir's favorite song?

Putin on the Ritz

What is Vladimir's computer always doing?

ComPutin