Why wasn't Vladimir late?

He was Russian.

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Where do Russians get their milk from?

From moscow

What's the Russian President's favorite song?

Putin on the Ritz!" I'll be here all week guys.

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What's Vladimir's favorite song?

Putin on the Ritz

What does the president of Russia call his toilet?

Vladimir's Poo Tin