What do you call something that you do to your self with one hand?

A Selfie!

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Why does Helen Keller play piano one-handed?

She sings with the other hand.

What do you call a God unfit for the times at hand?

O Cristor Redundant

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What do you call an egotistical anorexic?

A selfie stick.

Why don't Buddhists have Instagram?

They don't believe in the concept of a selfie.

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How does a ghost defend its self?

Kung Boo

What types of jokes grow on you?

They ones that go viral. I'll see my self out.