What do you call something that you do to your self with one hand?

A Selfie!

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What's your favorite clock time?

Personally, I'd say that 6:30 is the best clock time, hands down.

How Many Marshawn Lynches Does it Take to Change a Lightbulb?

Only one. Just as long as you hand him the damn lightbulb.

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Where are the humans?

We left them" AL: Why "They didn't look anything like their selfies in rl"

What do you call a fish that takes a selfie?

Selfish

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What do you call it when an inmate takes a picture of their-self?

A Cellfie

What types of jokes grow on you?

They ones that go viral. I'll see my self out.