What do you call something that you do to your self with one hand?

A Selfie!

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How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

What happened when the lepers played poker?

One guy threw down his hand and another laughed his head off. This was my best friend's favorite joke when she was little apparently.

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Where are the humans?

We left them" AL: Why "They didn't look anything like their selfies in rl"

What do you call an egotistical anorexic?

A selfie stick.

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What do you call it when an inmate takes a picture of their-self?

A Cellfie

Whos the funniest disney princess?

raPUNzel *sits there laughing to self* ...so lonely..