Why does Helen Keller play piano one-handed?

She sings with the other hand.

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How do you get a clarinet player to play louder?

A: You can't!

What song was playing at Pulse last Saturday night?

It's Raining Men"

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What is the difference between a woman and a forklift?

There is none. In both cases, if you don't have one, you unload by hand.

What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse's mouth?

A mechanic.

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What kind of computer can also sing?

A Dell.

What do I look for in a car?

A sound-proof cabin so I can sing every rap lyric regardless of the neighborhood I'm driving through.

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What was Helen Keller's favourite colour?

Corduroy.

How did Helen Keller break her arms?

She tried to read a road sign going 45mph

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What's the difference between a tuna, a piano and a gluestick?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.

Why are organ donations low ?

Because most people have pianos