She tried to read a road sign going 45mph
Rex (made this one up myself!)
He's running down the street with the bike under his arm.
Because the warranty is void if the seal is broken.
Shucks
The public pool, if it is too crowded try the library.
An instagator!
A: One to read one to write and the other one to keep an eye on both intellectuals.
Don't worry, they'll tell you.
Trying to read the road signs!!!
Because she's dead.
He was reading road signs at 50 miles per hour
She broke it trying to read the road signs.
