How did Helen Keller break her arms?

She tried to read a road sign going 45mph

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What's got four legs and one arm?

An attack dog in a preschool.

What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas?

Cancer. :(

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Why did the fish's car break down?

It needed a tuna-up.

How many mottophobics does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. Who do you think broke the filament in the first place

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What happens when a Cow tries to jump over a fence?

Udder destruction

How Do We Know That Adam Wasn't Black?

Have you ever tried to take a rib from a black man

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What did Ray Charles say when they handed him a cheese grater?

This is the most violent thing I've ever read.

What are you reading ?

Pupil : I dunno ! Teacher : But you're reading aloud ! Pupil : But I'm not listening !

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How did Helen Keller break her hands?

Reading road signs at 30 MPH

Why is Helen Keller's leg yellow?

Her dog is also blind

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How did Helen Keller break her hands?

Reading road signs at 30 MPH

How did Helen Keller lose her arm?

Trying to read the road signs!!!