How did Helen Keller break her arms?

She tried to read a road sign going 45mph

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What do you find hanging from cherry trees?

Your arms have gotten sore.

What do you call twins with no arms and no legs, hanging by a window?

Curt 'n Rod

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When can't a pencil write out a check?

When it's broke.

What can you make and break at the same time?

A racket.

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What did the clerk say to the customer who tried to buy a candy bar with plastic quarters?

This is non-cents!

What has four legs and says "hoe de doe, hoe de doe"?

Two black guys trying to catch an elevator.

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How did a blind girl burn her fingers?

A. Reading the waffle iron

How to you read a book?

Just reddit.

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How do you make Helen Keller cry?

Turn the stool upside-down

Why is helen keller a bad driver?

Because she's dead

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How did Helen Keller lose her arm?

Trying to read the road signs!!!

How did Helen Keller break her arms?

She tried to read a road sign going 45mph