What did the hipster epidemiologist say to United States citizens at a press conference?

You probably won't get it.

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Why should we elect Gabe Newell as President of the United States?

So there won't be a World War III.

Who was the 45th Vice President of the United States?

Warning: Gore

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What did the hipster epidemiologist say to United States citizens at a press conference?

You probably won't get it.

What do you call a lazy immigrant ?

A United States citizen