What did the hipster epidemiologist say to United States citizens at a press conference?

You probably won't get it.

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Why are there no knock knock jokes about the United States?

Because in America, freedom rings.

What's the difference between the United States and a yogurt?

That after 200 years, a yogurt can actually build a community. Haha, happy late 4th of July.

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What did the hipster epidemiologist say to United States citizens at a press conference?

You probably won't get it.

What do you call a lazy immigrant ?

A United States citizen