What did the hipster epidemiologist say to United States citizens at a press conference?

You probably won't get it.

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Why are there so few Mexican athletes in the Olympics?

Because most of them who can run, jump or swim are already in the United States.

Why is the United States always in political disarray?

It's a nation without a litre.

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What did the hipster epidemiologist say to United States citizens at a press conference?

You probably won't get it.

What do you call a lazy immigrant ?

A United States citizen