The-Odor-e Roosevelt.
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The United States of America
After 200 years, the Yoghurt develops a culture.
San Fran Crisco
We wouldn't have to pay her as much.
Just kidding, you can't change anything in the United States.
Because most of them who can run, jump or swim are already in the United States.
That after 200 years, a yogurt can actually build a community. Haha, happy late 4th of July.
So there won't be a World War III.
Being the 45th white one.
The state of alert in the White House rises to Defecate 2.
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Avo, CA does.
It depends on how close they are to the Mexico-United States border.
we have the Iron Giant
Warning: Gore
You probably won't get it.
It's a nation without a litre.
Half of what it was last week
A United States citizen
The 45th President of the United States of America.
Nothing! Ohio is the only state in the United States that's name shares no letters with the word mackerel.
Well, two Wongs don't make a Wright.
Their economies falter after a popping of a housing bubble.
Because all the Mexicans who can swim well, jump high and run fast are in the United States.
Santa will be able to enter the united states next year!
Obesity
Because in America, freedom rings.
Because freedom doesn't knock. It rings.
A frickin' American. What'd you expect, something racist
He was Snowden.
All of it.
It doesn't have both arms raised. And yes I know the French manufactured the Statue of Liberty and gave it to the United States
ANSWER: Until he gets caught.
United States: Lol, we made it up.
Because anything more than that might cause an invasion by the United States of America!
Because Yogurt Tastes Better" The Divorce Is Next Tuesday
It saves its sole.
Go go power rangers!
Go to the kitchen and shorten her chain.
Cut off his nose.
Kermit The Frog's fingers.
They were unaware the lightbulb was an issue & regret unknowingly paying to change it
A: Fifty dollars and a tip.
Because all those who can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.
He heard that you have to stamp letters or the post office won't send them.
Nobody can point at your shoes and say "What are thoooooooooose?!"
The flag is a big plus.
A rock guitarist plays 10 chords for 50,000 people, and a jazz guitarist plays 50,000 chords for 10 people.
Nothing if you're a gorilla.
