How long does a United States Congressman serve?

ANSWER: Until he gets caught.

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Whats black and screams? Stevie Wonder answering the iron.

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How did the high speed car chase end?

Caught eem! Hahaaa caught eem.

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Just kidding, you can't change anything in the United States.

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