How long does a United States Congressman serve?

ANSWER: Until he gets caught.

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Why do you have to take two Baptists with you when you go fishing?

Answer: Because if you only take one, he'll drink all your beer.

What question must always be answered "Yes"?

What does Y-E-S spell "

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Where do they send trickster tuna when they catch them?

A Tuna Chi-Cannery

What did the chicken say after it's wings caught on fire?

Damn, I sure got some hot wings!"

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Which state serves the smallest soft drinks?

Minnesota.

How does the enthusiastic chef serve his burgers?

With relish

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What's the United States favorite brand of shortening?

San Fran Crisco

What happens when the president of the United States has to use the bathroom?

The state of alert in the White House rises to Defecate 2.