How long does a United States Congressman serve?

ANSWER: Until he gets caught.

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Why didn't you answer me ?

Pupil: I did I shook my head Teacher: You don't expect me to hear it rattling from here do you !

Why do I have to answer security questions to pay my bills?

Ohmygod please tell me there are hackers out there trying to pay my bills....

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Why can you never get caught with a 0 in math?

because cot(0) doesn't exist ... This joke... it burns my eyes...

How much ice does it take to preserve a dead body?

I ask on twitter because googling it gets people caught.

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Where is the first tennis match mentioned in the Bible?

When Joseph served in Pharaoh's court

Where is tennis mentioned in the Bible?

A: Where Joseph served in Pharaoh's court.

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Why are there so few Mexican athletes in the Olympics?

Because most of them who can run, jump or swim are already in the United States.

Why doesn't the United States have to worry about a North Korean nuclear missile attack?

we have the Iron Giant