How long does a United States Congressman serve?

ANSWER: Until he gets caught.

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Why should a honeymoon only be six days?

ANSWER: Because seven days makes a whole week.

Why can't I get it up?

Okay, sometimes alcohol is the answer.

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What did the left tower say to the right tower?

I gotta catch a plane

How do you catch a red elephant?

A: With a red elephant trap.

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Why do waitresses love serving men in fedoras?

If you're nice to them, their tipping intensifies.

What kind of chili do they serve at the cannibal prison??

Chili CON Carne!

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What's better than being the first Black President of the United States?

Being the 45th white one.

What is similar between Spain, Ireland, and the United States?

Their economies falter after a popping of a housing bubble.