How long does a United States Congressman serve?

ANSWER: Until he gets caught.

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What makes you think you can criticise American gun laws, sitting over there in the UK?

I was asked on an internet forum. "Because you're not allowed to take them on planes," I answered.

How did you get out of Iraq?

He answered: "Iran"

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Why is the Ferguson Police Department a fan of Pokemon?

Because you gotta catch Jamal

How did the bad Canadian fisherman describe his only catch of the day?

Aboot this big"

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NAMburgers

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Air condish.

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Why are there no knock knock jokes about the United States?

Because in America, freedom rings.

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we have the Iron Giant