How long does a United States Congressman serve?

ANSWER: Until he gets caught.

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How did you get into counterfeiting?

Criminal: I answered an ad that said "Make money at home."

How long does it take for George R.R. Martin to finish a Reddit post?

Answer coming Fall 2017.

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Why was the pianist arrested?

He was caught playing in A minor.

What do you call a drug factory that catches fire?

A pot roast

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What did the host serve his guests for The Simpsons marathon night?

Disco Stew!

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What's the difference between the United States and some yoghurt?

After 200 years, the Yoghurt develops a culture.

Why isn't there any knock knock jokes about the United States?

Because freedom doesn't knock. It rings.