What is big and hard when you put it in your mouth and small and soft when you take it out?

A chewing gum you pervert

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What kind of gum do astronauts chew?

Hubble Bubble

What artistic dog chews a lot and follows the rules of the farm where it lives?

A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!

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How many perverts does it take to change a lightbulb?

69

What did the pervert get for Christmas?

A partial in a pear tree.

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Why is being a politician more difficult than being a ventriloquist?

Ventriloquists have to be able to speak with their mouths closed. Politicians speak out of both sides of their mouths simultaneously.

What does a monster mom say to her kids at dinnertime?

Don't talk with someone in your mouth.

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What's the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair?

Cancer...

Why do worms taste like chewing gum ?

Because they're wrigleys !