What is big and hard when you put it in your mouth and small and soft when you take it out?

A chewing gum you pervert

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How do you get rid of chewing gum in your hair?

Cancer :)

What's a difference between a teacher and a train?

The teacher tells you to spit you gum out. The train says, "Chew, chew, chew!"

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What's the difference between a daydreamer and a pervert?

A daydreamer stares out of windows.

What is big and hard when you put it in your mouth and small and soft when you take it out?

A chewing gum you pervert

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Whats 10 inches?

What's 10 inches, has a big red head and makes my girlfriend cry when i put it in her mouth? Her miscarriage

What is the difference between memory and ram?

I can't memory my weiner in your mouth.

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Why do worms taste like chewing gum ?

Because they're wrigleys !

What's the best way to get chewing gum out of your hair?

Cancer...