What is big and hard when you put it in your mouth and small and soft when you take it out?

A chewing gum you pervert

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Why do worms taste like chewing gum ?

Because they're wrigleys !

What kind of gum do bees chew?

BUMBLEGUM. Five year olds think it's hilarious. I do not.

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What's four inches long and drives women crazy?

A 100 dollar bill you pervert!

How many perverts does it take to put in a light bulb?

Only one, but... It takes the entire ER department to get it back out.

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Why does noone listen ever to the guy who talks with his mouth full?

He is so misunderstood.

What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?

RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!

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Why do worms taste like chewing gum ?

Because they're wrigleys !

Why did the chewing gum cross the road?

Cause I stepped on it.