How did the math teacher solve her constipation problem?

She worked it out with a pencil.

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Where do pencils go for vacation?

Pencil-vania.

Why can't pencils have babies?

Because they have rubbers on their end.

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How does a mathematician get to work?

He derives!

Why weren't you at work last week?

Me: Why are you living in the past

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How did the math teacher solve her constipation problem?

She worked it out with a pencil.

How does a mathematician solve his constipation problem?

He works it out with a pencil! =

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What does the math teacher do when he gets constipated?

Works it out with a pencil.

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How did the mathematician solve his constipation problem?

He worked it out with a pencil.

How does a mathematician solve his constipation problem?

He works it out with a pencil! =