How did the math teacher solve her constipation problem?

She worked it out with a pencil.

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How does a mathematician get rid of constipation?

He works it out with a pencil.

What's the similarity between communism and a pencil?

They both only really work on paper

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Who does the butcher look forward to seeing after a tough day at work?

His loving knife.

Why can't blind kids have imaginary friends?

Their i's don't work

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How do you solve world hunger and poverty simultaneously?

By feeding the poor to the hungry.

Why can't Athiests solve exponential problems?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

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What does the math teacher do when he gets constipated?

Works it out with a pencil.

Why do math teachers never get constipated?

Because they always work problems out with a pencil.

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How did the mathematician solve his constipation problems?

The same way he solved all other problems: He worked it out with a pencil and paper.

How did the mathematician solve his constipation problem?

He worked it out with a pencil.