How did the math teacher solve her constipation problem?

She worked it out with a pencil.

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What does the math teacher do when he gets constipated?

Works it out with a pencil.

What's the smelliest type of pencil?

A #2 pencil

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What do you do with an infected chemist?

You try to Curium. If that doesn't work and he dies, then Barium

What do you do if your lawnmower stops working?

Deport him back to Mexico

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Why couldn't the tree solve the Lumberjack's riddle?

He was stumped.

Why did the detective go to the apartment complex?

Why did the detective go to the apartment complex? So he could solve the staircase.

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What do you call it when you lobotomize terrorists?

Simplifying Radicals. Yes, she's a math teacher.

How did the math teacher solve her constipation problem?

She worked it out with a pencil.

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How did the mathematician solve his constipation problem?

He worked it out with a pencil.

How did the mathematician solve his constipation problems?

The same way he solved all other problems: He worked it out with a pencil and paper.