How did the math teacher solve her constipation problem?

She worked it out with a pencil.

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Where do pencils go for vacation?

Pencil-vania.

What do mathematicians do when they are constipated?

They get a pencil and work it out.

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What does a depressed girl do when she needs to get a lot of work done?

She takes Sadderall.

How do you turn an old dishwasher into a snowblower?

You give her a shovel and tell her to get to work.

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What do troll mathematicians like to solve?

Parabolems?

How does a mathematician solve constipation?

Pro biotics and a healthy amount of fiber.

Math Teacher Jokes More Math Teacher Jokes

Why do we never run out of math teachers?

Because they are always multiplying.

Why was the math teacher late for school?

He took the rhombus

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How did the mathematician solve his constipation problem?

He worked it out with a pencil.

How did the mathematician solve his constipation problems?

The same way he solved all other problems: He worked it out with a pencil and paper.