If it doesn't make you look smart, it's blunt.
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He worked it out with a pencil.
He works it out with a pencil.
When there's a tampon behind her ear and she's looking for her pencil.
The pencil is better. It has a point.
The pencil has a point
They are all #2s.
He grabs a pencil and tries to work it out
They just work it out with a pencil!
To look sharp. Credit: 3rd grade me.
They work it out with a pencil!
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2B or not 2B?
He works them out with a pencil.
Because they're all pointless
They work it out with a pencil.
Sits down and works it out with a pencil.
Works it out with a pencil.
Because it was a Number 2.
One's a fruit, you idiot.
She worked it out with a pencil.
They get a pencil and work it out.
A: Pencil-in.
To draw the curtains !
Because it LED THE WAY! I'm on a roll here! this is fun! Skip
Pennsylvania
A #2 pencil
He was told to draw the curtains before going to sleep.
Nevermind, it's pointless.
because they cant find the point.
Ticondeyoga
Pencil-vania.
Because they have rubbers on their end.
The same way he solved all other problems: He worked it out with a pencil and paper.
A pencil has a point.
Your looking Sharp!
Because they always work problems out with a pencil.
Work it out with a pencil
what did the pencile say to the other pencil the answer is........... Your Looking Sharp :)
I see your point I've got a lot of problems.
Pennsylvania.
Stop going in circles and get to the point.
Because he is an erascist.
Erracist
A grafight.
When it's broke.
He works it out with a pencil
They both only really work on paper
It was a No. 2.
Because they're made out of graphite
both can be solved with a coat hanger
Ctrl - C, Ctrl - V
Stymied Coppers
When asked for his name by the coffee shop clerk, my brother-in-law answered, Marc, with a C. Minutes later, he was handed his coffee with his name written on the side: Cark.
Hand them a mechanical pencil with the lead out and see how the use it. Child A: look mom I'm a doctor! - expect them to live to 80+ years. Child B: look mom I'm a heroin user! - expect them to live to about 27.
6 1/2 books.
His mom was in a jam!
Mom: Anytime between 1-4. Apparently my Mom works for the cable company now.
Darth Deciduous
A crow with a machine gun.
A broken nose.
To teach women to walk on their hind legs.
Oranges have thick skin. Let the downvotes fly, people! You've only got one! Edit: Did not expect this joke to get this good of a reception. Thanks, guys!
Two Wongs don't make a white
Chokeland.
