What did one Pencil say to the other ?

Your looking Sharp!

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What do pencils, poop and Golden State Warriors have in common?

They are all #2s.

What did the Math book say to the pencil?

I see your point I've got a lot of problems.

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How did Watson and crick blow their chance with a hot girl?

They said, "baby you'd look good if you got a pair of skinny genes"

Why did the vampire have pedestrian eyes?

They looked both ways before they crossed.

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What did one Pencil say to the other ?

Your looking Sharp!

What do you call a smart knife?

Cleaver! EDIT: Also Sharp, knew about this one but I like Cleaver better.