What did one Pencil say to the other ?

Your looking Sharp!

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Why does Mr. Pencil hate Mr. Pen so much?

Because he is an erascist.

What's the difference between a strawberry and a pencil?

One's a fruit, you idiot.

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Why so angry, you cute little fella?

The penguin looks up to him and says "flight's delayed."

Why did the man build his house out of a tree instead of bricks?

Because he thought it wood look better!

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What did one Pencil say to the other ?

Your looking Sharp!

What do you call a smart knife?

Cleaver! EDIT: Also Sharp, knew about this one but I like Cleaver better.