What did one Pencil say to the other ?

Your looking Sharp!

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What does a Math Professor do when he's constipated?

He works it out with a pencil.

What do you call two pencils fighting?

A grafight.

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What do you call a robber who looks like David Beckham?

Bandit like Beckham

How do babies get out of bellies?

ME: "Look! Ice cream!" *5 min later* 3YO COVERED IN ICE CREAM: "How do babies get out of be---"

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What did one Pencil say to the other ?

Your looking Sharp!

What do you call a smart knife?

Cleaver! EDIT: Also Sharp, knew about this one but I like Cleaver better.