What did one Pencil say to the other ?

Your looking Sharp!

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Why do math teachers never get constipated?

Because they always work problems out with a pencil.

What did one Pencil say to the other ?

Your looking Sharp!

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What is the term for a group of Canadians?

Is it "an apology" "Oh look, there goes an apology of Canadians"

Why did the rooster get 20 years in prison?

He got caught on the internet, looking up chicks.

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What did one Pencil say to the other ?

Your looking Sharp!

What do you call a smart knife?

Cleaver! EDIT: Also Sharp, knew about this one but I like Cleaver better.