What did one Pencil say to the other ?

Your looking Sharp!

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He works it out with a pencil

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He works it out with a pencil.

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What did the Pencile say to the other pencil?

what did the pencile say to the other pencil the answer is........... Your Looking Sharp :)

What did one Pencil say to the other ?

Your looking Sharp!