What do a walrus and a zip-lock bag have in common?

They're both looking for a tight seal.

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How do you get herpes of the eye ball?

Looking for love in all the wrong places.

Why should we hire you?

Me: Well, if you hire me, I will make all of your other employees look FANTASTIC by comparison.

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Why do walruses just love a Tupperware party?

Theyre always on the lookout for a tight seal.

Why did the walrus goto the tupperware party?

He was looking for a tight seal.

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Why did The Walrus go to a Tupperware party?

He wanted to find a tight seal.

What do you call a walrus that's been hit by a bus?

Dead.

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What do a walrus and a zip-lock bag have in common?

They're both looking for a tight seal.

What do a zip lock bag and a walrus have on common?

They both like a tight seal