What do a walrus and a zip-lock bag have in common?

They're both looking for a tight seal.

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Looks to me like they go both ways.

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They both like a tight seal.

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They both like a tight seal.

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Because he's always looking for a tight seal.

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What do a zip lock bag and a walrus have on common?

They both like a tight seal

What do a walrus and a zip-lock bag have in common?

They're both looking for a tight seal.