What type of board will you be riding?

Jesus: looks at feet They're using boards

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

How much do I use my new lamp?

It's often on!

What's pretty and expensive but has no use?

Leonardo DiCaprio's Oscar shelf.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why are your eyes dilated?

Me: "Your eyes dilate up to 45% when you look at something you love" Mom: "What were you looking at " Me: "Memes"

What does a Redditor do at prom?

He looks for the punchline

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

Why did Jesus run off the airplane?

He didn't like the Pilate

Why does Jesus hate M&Ms?

They keep falling through his hands.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

Why don't bears wear socks?

They have bear feet

How on earth can you defend a man like Adam Johnson?

it's easy, he's all left foot - just constantly show him down the right side and don't let him cut in.

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What type of fruit is impossible to marry?

Cantaloupe

What are the type of numbers you get when you take an integer and add it to itself?

I can't even

Board Jokes More Board Jokes

Why did Jesus quit playing hockey?

He kept getting nailed to the boards.

What do you call a woman on a cruise ship in Mexico using the diving board at the pool?

A broad abroad on a board aboard.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What does a kangaroo and a banana have in common?

They both can't ride a bike.

What's the hardest thing about learning to ride a horse?

The ground!