What type of board will you be riding?

Jesus: looks at feet They're using boards

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What thought can you easily share with someone else without using words?

That you to fart.

What does a shopping cart and a wheelchair have in common?

They both can be used to carry vegetables....

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What is Checkmate?

You tell your Wife, "I saw a lady, looked exactly like you" Wife asks, "WAS SHE BEAUTIFUL?" You cant say 'NO' You cant say 'YES' That is Checkmate!

Why are you being so salty?

Her response - with a flat, even look: "I've been well seasoned." I lost it

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Why was most of Jesus' walk downtown very awkward?

Because his friend asked him when he thought they should cross.

What do Jesus and Muhammad have in common?

They both nailed a 2x4.

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What kind of bug bites only at your feet?

Mosqui-toes

What did Jesus say when they un-nailed his hands from the cross?

THE FEET, THE FEET, THE FEET!!!

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What type of train can a ginger not ride?

A soul train

What type of phone does a hawk use?

A hawkie talkie.

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Why did Jesus quit playing hockey?

He kept getting nailed to the boards.

What did one dry erase marker say to the other?

I'm bored! (As in board) Another one from my 9 year-old.

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What do you call a black kid riding a bike?

A thief....

What do stoners ride to school?

The cannibus