What type of board will you be riding?

Jesus: looks at feet They're using boards

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Where do Bees use the bathroom?

At the BP station. (thanks grandma)

Why do black men make such good husbands?

Because they're already used to being whipped.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why is there a wolf in the smoke shop?

He's just looking for a pack.

What did one sheep say to the other?

Hey look, we have the same IPhone case

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

Why was Jesus a virgin when he died?

Every time he touched a "wound" it closed.

What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.

Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What do you call an atheist in a six foot pine box?

All dressed up, with no place to go.

How did Godzilla get the job opportunity?

Some say he had a foot in the door... and the window... and the wall.

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What type of sushi does Bob Seger like?

That Old Thai Moroccan Roll.

What type of computer is unusually large?

A Dell

Board Jokes More Board Jokes

How do you recognize a blonde in school?

A: They are the only ones who erase their notebook when the teacher erases the board.

Why is Jesus terrible at hockey?

He keeps getting pinned to the boards.

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What did the snail say while riding on the back of the tortoise?

Wheeeee!!!! --hey, at least it's a fun joke for kids!

How many children with Attention Deficit Disorder does it take to change a light bulb?

Let's go ride our bikes!