Why is Jesus terrible at hockey?

He keeps getting pinned to the boards.

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How is Jesus different from other carpenters?

Unlike other carpenters, Jesus may actually return one day

What would Jesus say if you angered him?

I'm Crossed."

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Why is Jesus terrible at hockey?

He keeps getting pinned to the boards.

Why couldn't the blind black man play hockey?

Because he was black.

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Why did Jesus stop playing hockey?

Because he kept getting nailed to the boards.

Why do they call boats "she"?

Because the wives had to get on board somehow.

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How do you know when a grenade is thrown by a blonde?

When you can pull the pin and throw it back

What should you do when you see a blond with a pin in her mouth?

RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!