Why is Jesus terrible at hockey?

He keeps getting pinned to the boards.

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What type of car would Jesus drive?

A Chrysler

What did Jesus say while he was getting crucified?

A: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!! (feel free to share yours)

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What are your best Sports Team jokes?

With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).

Why doesn't Jesus Play Hockey???

Because he doesn't want to be nailed to the boards.

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Why did Jesus quit playing ice hockey?

He kept getting nailed to the boards.

How do you recognize a blonde in school?

A: They are the only ones who erase their notebook when the teacher erases the board.

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What do you do if an Islamist throws a pin at you?

Run. He still has the grenade in his teeth.

What should you do when you see a blond with a pin in her mouth?

RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!