Why is Jesus terrible at hockey?

He keeps getting pinned to the boards.

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What did Jesus say to the man with leprocy?

OOPS! GOT YOUR NOSE!

What's it called when you look in the mirror and say "jesus christ I look good"?

Using the lords name in vanity

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Why did Jesus stop playing hockey?

Because he kept getting nailed to the boards.

Why didn't Jesus like to play hockey?

He didn't like getting nailed to the boards.

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Why didn't Jesus get into college?

Because he got nailed on the boards.

Why did Jesus quit playing hockey?

He kept getting nailed to the boards.

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How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.

What time is it when you sit on a pin?

Spring time.