Why is Jesus terrible at hockey?

He keeps getting pinned to the boards.

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What did the roman soldier say after crucifying Jesus?

Nailed it

What was the best thing about Jesus' crucifixion?

Well, the cross was a big plus

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Why doesn't Jesus Play Hockey???

Because he doesn't want to be nailed to the boards.

Why is Jesus terrible at hockey?

He keeps getting pinned to the boards.

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What's the difference between North Korea amd South Korea?

North Koreans have no Seoul. Thought of this very early in the morning waiting to board a plane.

Why didn't Jesus like to play hockey?

He didn't like getting nailed to the boards.

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What should you do when you see a blond with a pin in her mouth?

RUN! She's got a grenade in her mouth!

What do you do if an Islamist throws a pin at you?

Run. He still has the grenade in his teeth.