Why is Jesus terrible at hockey?

He keeps getting pinned to the boards.

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What brand of underwear did Jesus wear?

Fruit of the Womb

What do Jesus and Muhammad have in common?

They both nailed a 2x4.

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Why dosn't Jesus christ play hockey?

Because he'd always get nailed into the boards

Why didn't Jesus like to play hockey?

He didn't like getting nailed to the boards.

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Why didn't Jesus like to play hockey?

He didn't like getting nailed to the boards.

Why did Jesus quit playing hockey?

He kept getting nailed to the boards.

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Why is Jesus terrible at hockey?

He keeps getting pinned to the boards.

What to do when a blonde throws a grenade at you... What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?

Pull the pin and throw it back.