Why is Jesus terrible at hockey?

He keeps getting pinned to the boards.

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What sways from side to side?

Jesus on a rubber cross!

How does Jesus make his coffee?

Hebrews it.

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Why did Jesus stop playing hockey?

Because he kept getting nailed to the boards.

What are your best Sports Team jokes?

With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).

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Why is Peter Pan on the No-Fly list?

Whenever he boards a plane it neverlands

Why didn't Jesus ever play in the NHL?

because every time he tried he got nailed to the boards!

Pin Jokes More Pin Jokes

Why did the punk cross the road?

He was safety-pinned to the chicken.

What is Jeremy Clarkson's PIN number?

Nought two sixty.