Why is Jesus terrible at hockey?

He keeps getting pinned to the boards.

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What did Jesus say to the flock of sheep?

I herd that.

Why doesn't Jesus play volleyball?

All those spikes hurt his hands

Hockey Jokes More Hockey Jokes

Why did Jesus stop playing hockey?

Because he kept getting nailed to the boards.

Why is Jesus terrible at hockey?

He keeps getting pinned to the boards.

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Why did Jesus quit playing ice hockey?

He kept getting nailed to the boards.

Why didn't Jesus ever play in the NHL?

because every time he tried he got nailed to the boards!

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How do you call a play on numbers?

A pin.

Why don't Chinese people roll 12lb balls down wooden lanes to knock over pins?

Because to them it's boring.