Why didn't Jesus like to play hockey?

He didn't like getting nailed to the boards.

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What do you call it when the girl you like likes you back?

Imagination

What's your favourite animal?

Me too, I like the saltyness

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Why does Tiger have to take so many baths?

Because he plays with Pooh all day.

What do you call it when you play tug-of-war with a pig?

Pulled pork.

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How did Jesus lose his virginity?

When he was nailed on the cross.

What do you get when you cross Jesus with a dinosaur?

A velocirapture

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Why didn't Jesus get into college?

Because he got nailed on the boards.

What did Judas say after capturing Jesus?

Nailed it.

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What did they call it when NHL officials refused to allow a hamburger to play hockey in the league?

Rink injustice!

Why can't Jesus play hockey?

He keeps getting NAILED TO THE BOARDS!...

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How do you recognize a blonde in school?

A: They are the only ones who erase their notebook when the teacher erases the board.

Why did Jesus stop playing hockey?

Because he kept getting nailed to the boards.