Why didn't Jesus like to play hockey?

He didn't like getting nailed to the boards.

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What kind of music does your mailman like?

Postrock/Postpunk

Why there are so many avenues in France?

Because german soldiers like to march in the shade

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Why are tuna fish so bad a playing Tennis?

They keep getting caught in the net!

Why did Helen Keller play the piano with one hand?

Because she used the other to sing

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What sways from side to side?

Jesus on a rubber cross!

What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed upon the cross?

Me! That hurts!"

Why didn't Jesus get into college?

Because he got nailed on the boards.

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Why doesn't Jesus play hockey anymore?

He kept on getting nailed into the boards.

How did the blonde break her leg playing hockey with the Toronto Maple Leafs?

A: She fell out of the tree.

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Why doesn't Jesus Play Hockey???

Because he doesn't want to be nailed to the boards.

What did Goldberg say when he boarded the wrong train?

Auschittz."