Why didn't Jesus like to play hockey?

He didn't like getting nailed to the boards.

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It only takes one nail to put him on a wall.

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Why dosn't Jesus christ play hockey?

Because he'd always get nailed into the boards

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Why is Jesus terrible at hockey?

He keeps getting pinned to the boards.

Why doesn't Jesus Play Hockey???

Because he doesn't want to be nailed to the boards.