Board Jokes

Why did Jesus stop playing hockey?

Because he kept getting nailed to the boards.

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Why doesn't Jesus play hockey?

He's always nailed to the boards....

Why doesn't Jesus play hockey anymore?

He kept on getting nailed into the boards.

Why is Jesus terrible at hockey?

He keeps getting pinned to the boards.

Why is Jesus so bad at hockey?

Because he keeps getting nailed to the boards!

Why did Jesus quit playing hockey?

He kept getting nailed to the boards.

Why doesn't Jesus Play Hockey???

Because he doesn't want to be nailed to the boards.

What's the difference between North Korea amd South Korea?

North Koreans have no Seoul. Thought of this very early in the morning waiting to board a plane.

Why is Jesus bad at hockey?

He always gets nailed to the boards.

What do you call the crucified baby Jesus?

Baby on board.

What is a carpenters dream girl?

What is a carpenters dream girl? Flat as a board, skinny as a nail and easy to screw.

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Why didn't Jesus like to play hockey?

He didn't like getting nailed to the boards.

Why is Peter Pan on the No-Fly list?

Whenever he boards a plane it neverlands

What did Goldberg say when he boarded the wrong train?

Auschittz."

Why didn't Jesus get into college?

Because he got nailed on the boards.

Why dosn't Jesus christ play hockey?

Because he'd always get nailed into the boards

What did Christa McAuliffe say to her husband before she left her house to board the Challenger space shuttle?

You feed the dogs, and I'll feed the fish."

What type of board will you be riding?

Jesus: looks at feet They're using boards

Why can't Jesus play hockey?

He keeps getting NAILED TO THE BOARDS!...

How do you recognize a blonde in school?

A: They are the only ones who erase their notebook when the teacher erases the board.

Why didn't Jesus ever play in the NHL?

because every time he tried he got nailed to the boards!

What do you call a woman on a cruise ship in Mexico using the diving board at the pool?

A broad abroad on a board aboard.

What did one dry erase marker say to the other?

I'm bored! (As in board) Another one from my 9 year-old.

Why do they call boats "she"?

Because the wives had to get on board somehow.

Why did Jesus quit playing ice hockey?

He kept getting nailed to the boards.

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