Because he kept getting nailed to the boards.
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He's always nailed to the boards....
He kept on getting nailed into the boards.
He keeps getting pinned to the boards.
Because he keeps getting nailed to the boards!
He kept getting nailed to the boards.
Because he doesn't want to be nailed to the boards.
North Koreans have no Seoul. Thought of this very early in the morning waiting to board a plane.
He always gets nailed to the boards.
Baby on board.
What is a carpenters dream girl? Flat as a board, skinny as a nail and easy to screw.
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He didn't like getting nailed to the boards.
Whenever he boards a plane it neverlands
Auschittz."
Because he got nailed on the boards.
Because he'd always get nailed into the boards
You feed the dogs, and I'll feed the fish."
Jesus: looks at feet They're using boards
He keeps getting NAILED TO THE BOARDS!...
A: They are the only ones who erase their notebook when the teacher erases the board.
because every time he tried he got nailed to the boards!
A broad abroad on a board aboard.
I'm bored! (As in board) Another one from my 9 year-old.
Because the wives had to get on board somehow.
Because 30 is too many!
He wanted something to get his teeth into.
A: It's difficult to open the legs of an ironing board.
An ironing board.
Legs. Spread the word.
She fell out of the tree! I may not be a girl, but I'm blonde and find blonde jokes hilarious. xD
He died on the cross!
because she was touched by Jesus.
Ever opened a grilled-cheese sandwich?
Because there might be an Italian dressing.
Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.
Pull the pin and throw it back
They chalk it out
Because black boards matter.
Because it was popular in California 10 years ago.
With a luigi board. Made this joke up about 10 years ago while trying to think of terrible laffy taffy jokes.
