Because he kept getting nailed to the boards.
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He's always nailed to the boards....
He kept on getting nailed into the boards.
He keeps getting pinned to the boards.
Because he keeps getting nailed to the boards!
He kept getting nailed to the boards.
Because he doesn't want to be nailed to the boards.
North Koreans have no Seoul. Thought of this very early in the morning waiting to board a plane.
He always gets nailed to the boards.
Baby on board.
What is a carpenters dream girl? Flat as a board, skinny as a nail and easy to screw.
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He didn't like getting nailed to the boards.
Whenever he boards a plane it neverlands
Auschittz."
Because he got nailed on the boards.
Because he'd always get nailed into the boards
You feed the dogs, and I'll feed the fish."
Jesus: looks at feet They're using boards
He keeps getting NAILED TO THE BOARDS!...
A: They are the only ones who erase their notebook when the teacher erases the board.
because every time he tried he got nailed to the boards!
A broad abroad on a board aboard.
I'm bored! (As in board) Another one from my 9 year-old.
Because the wives had to get on board somehow.
He gets Toad
Denim, Denim, Denim
Octopie
queried the octopus. "Oh, I have inside information" said the whale.
An extroverted scientist will stare at YOUR feet.
Bury-toes. Hah hah
Because it doesn't have to stop off to change color!
Because only Hugh can prevent florist friars.
Reprimand from the university ethics board and immediate withdrawal of all research grants.
A reprimand from the Scientific Ethics and Integrity Committee and an immediate withdrawal of your grant funding.
Omega!! Note: surely it already exists but I thought of it independently and am proud of my terrible joke!
Honestly, I think they're pretty tight!
An udder failure.
The cow has the udder.
A stern rebuke from the ethics committee and an immediate withdrawal of funds.
