Why is Jesus so bad at hockey?

Because he keeps getting nailed to the boards!

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What did Jesus say after he was resurrected?

Nailed it

How can we supply that many?

Jesus: *winks at camera*

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What happened when the bike ran over a nail?

It popped a wheelie.

Why doesn't Jesus play hockey anymore?

He kept on getting nailed into the boards.

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Why doesn't Jesus Play Hockey???

Because he doesn't want to be nailed to the boards.

What are your best Sports Team jokes?

With the NHL season getting started tonight. I am wondering what are you best jokes making fun off sports teams. All Sports (Baseball,hockey,football, soccer etc).

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Why is Jesus so bad at hockey?

Because he keeps getting nailed to the boards!

Why doesn't Jesus Play Hockey???

Because he doesn't want to be nailed to the boards.