Why is Jesus so bad at hockey?

Because he keeps getting nailed to the boards!

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Why Do Women Love Jesus?

He was well hung and super into cross fitting!

What did jesus say to the romans after he rose on the third day and talked about their behavior?

Yall nailed it.

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What's the difference between Jesus and Sasha Grey?

The look on their face while being nailed.

What is the difference between a painting and jesus?

A painting only need one nail to hang

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Why aren't Hindu and Chinese people allowed to play hockey?

A: Because everytime they go into the corner they open up a convienent store.

Why is Jesus so bad at hockey?

Because he keeps getting nailed to the boards!

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What is a carpenters dream girl?

What is a carpenters dream girl? Flat as a board, skinny as a nail and easy to screw.

Why didn't Jesus like to play hockey?

He didn't like getting nailed to the boards.