Because OCT 31=DEC 25
Because Dec 25 = Oct 31
Because Oct 31 = Dec 25
He had a loco motive.
He holds the light-bulb over the socket and waits for the world to revolve around him.
Because Oct 31 is Dec 25
Because OCT 31 = DEC 25!
Because OCT 31= DEC 25
Because he can't "C"
25 to Life.