Why did the engineer drive the backwards?

He had a loco motive.

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What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an Asian?

A car thief who can't drive

What cars do cows drive?

Cattleacs

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How can you tell an engineer is an extrovert?

He looks at your shoes when he talks to you.

What, like structurally?

Should we call an engineer Evacuate Please advise.

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Did you hear about the Mexican train killer?

He had loco motives

Why did the crazy Mexican conductor get convicted for a crime?

because he had Loco-Motive.