Why did the engineer drive the backwards?

He had a loco motive.

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What kind of car did Jesus drive?

a manual.

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How does an engineer screw a light-bulb?

He holds the light-bulb over the socket and waits for the world to revolve around him.

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Why did a Hispanic man rob a train?

He had loco motives!

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A. Because of their loco motives