What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an Asian?

A car thief who can't drive

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What is a Mexican's favorite Queen song?

I Juan to break free"

What did the mexican boy say to his mom after he mopped the floors and found his brother?

I've cleaned up and found Jesus.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why didn't the engineer cross his own bridge?

Because he didn't truss it.

What do you get if you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?

Nothing you can't cross a vector with a scaler.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What's the best way to hunt for deer?

Driving at midnight.

What do you call a hard working man from whose chauffeur is from seoul?

Korea driven.

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

Why can't an Asian couple have a white child?

Because two Wongs don't make a white.

What do you call a black Asian bird?

Croatian.

Car Thief Jokes More Car Thief Jokes

Why did the car thief drill holes in the air conditioning units of the cars he stole?

Because he my take your ride but he will never take your freon.

What do you get when you cross a black and asian man?

slightly racist) A car thief that can't drive.