What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an Asian?

A car thief who can't drive

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call two mexicans playing tennis?

Juan on Juan.

What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe?

Roberto

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross peanuts and almonds?

Deez Nutz

What do you get when you cross a cow with a kangaroo?

A kangamoo!

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and drives women wild ?

A 100$ bill

Why are locomotive drivers so good at driving locomotives?

Because they were trained.

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

Why do all Asian kids get straight A's?

Because the ones that don't are never heard from again. I'll be here all day folks.

What do you call a hairpiece on an Asian guy?

an Oriental Rug.

Car Thief Jokes More Car Thief Jokes

What do you get when you cross a black and asian man?

slightly racist) A car thief that can't drive.

Why did the car thief drill holes in the air conditioning units of the cars he stole?

Because he my take your ride but he will never take your freon.