What do you get when you cross a Mexican and an Asian?

A car thief who can't drive

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Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a Mexican chicken giving directions?

Arrows con Pollo

What were the Mexican crisps doing in the locked conference room?

It's nacho business!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What would you get if you crossed Halloween with Christmas?

A ghoul Yule!

What do you get when you cross the Cosby Show with Law & Order: SVU?

Women Say the Darndest Things

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why are you driving that car in circles?

Driver: I was just going for a little spin.

How do you keep your hair from blowing everywhere when you drive in a convertible?

Cross your legs

Asian Jokes More Asian Jokes

Why can't two Asian parents have a Caucasian baby?

Two Wongs don't make a white

Why do asian parents give their children short names?

More time on tests.

Car Thief Jokes More Car Thief Jokes

What do you get when you cross and Chinese and a Mexican man?

A: A car thief who can't drive!

What do you get when you cross a black and asian man?

slightly racist) A car thief that can't drive.