How do you keep your hair from blowing everywhere when you drive in a convertible?

Cross your legs

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, who hangs out in your pool?

Bob

How much did the skeleton charge for his excellent legal services?

An arm and a leg.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the Space Marine shoot the Tailor?

The heretic kept crossing the warp

Why did the bacteria cross the microscope?

To get to the other slide

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why are you driving that car in circles?

Driver: I was just going for a little spin.

Why do lazy people only drive automatics?

Because they're shiftless.

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What would you do if the world blew up?

Go to Coles new world.

What's the difference between a paycheck and a pen*s?

You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

Why did the bully go to beauty school?

A: She wanted to tease hair

What do you call a Roman warrior with hair in his mouth?

Gladiator Get it? Glad He Ate Her..

Convertible Jokes More Convertible Jokes

What's a fundamentalist Christian's favorite type of car?

A convertible.

How do you keep your hair from blowing everywhere when you drive in a convertible?

Cross your legs