How do you keep your hair from blowing everywhere when you drive in a convertible?

Cross your legs

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

How could a leper afford a nice house?

It cost an arm and a leg

How did the blonde break her leg playing hockey with the Toronto Maple Leafs?

A: She fell out of the tree.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What happens when you cross a fly and a mountain climber?

Trick question, you can't cross a vector and a scalar.

What do you call a cross between a penguin and a cow?

Pregnant

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What did the pirate say after his first-mate stuck the wheel in his pants?

ARGHH! You're driving me nuts!"

What happens when you mock the host of Diners, Drive-In's, and Dives?

The guy gets fierious.

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What's the difference between a paycheck and a D**k?

You don't have to beg your wife to blow your paycheck.

What does a Christian terrorist say before blowing up?

JESUS HALLELUJAH

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

Why did the midget get kicked out of the nudist colony?

He kept getting in everyone's hair.

What do you call someone who isn't a redhead but colors there hair red later in life?

A trans-ginger

Convertible Jokes More Convertible Jokes

How do you keep your hair from blowing everywhere when you drive in a convertible?

Cross your legs

What's a catholic's favourite type of car?

A convertible.