How do you keep your hair from blowing everywhere when you drive in a convertible?

Cross your legs

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs being pulled behind a boat?

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What do you call a cow with five legs?

Rare.

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What do you get when you cross a cat and a wild boar?

Revocation of your grant money and a stern rebuke from the ethics committee.

What do you get when you cross a squirrel with a Hummer?

A gray and red hairy paste.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why is Sammy Hagar such a bad golfer?

He can't drive 55.

Whats with the wheel on your john?

the pirate replied, "Arrg it's driving me nuts!"

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What's so good about being a CPU?

Every time you are turned on, you're getting blown.

How did the polish terrorist burn his lips?

Burned them on a cars tailpipe when he tried blowing it up.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What do you call a gorilla that's hair is two different colors?

Harambre

What's the difference between an Armenian and a Gorilla?

Just one hair.

Convertible Jokes More Convertible Jokes

What's a catholic's favourite type of car?

A convertible.

How do you keep your hair from blowing everywhere when you drive in a convertible?

Cross your legs