How do you keep your hair from blowing everywhere when you drive in a convertible?

Cross your legs

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What has four legs and quacks?

A paradox

What do you call a man with no arms and legs that falls into a body of water?

Bob.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the terrorist cross the road?

To send people to the other side.

What would you get if you crossed a monster with the god of love?

A stupid Cupid!

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why do Mexicans always install those tiny steering wheels in their cars?

So they can drive with the handcuffs on.

What do you call the pope after a drive by?

Your holiness"

Blow Jokes More Blow Jokes

What is the difference between a drunk driver and a high driver?

The drunk driver will blow through a stop sign without even knowing it was there.. The high driver will wait until it turns green

What Did the Muslim Terrorist Say?

Who you gota blow to get some virgins around here

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

Why did cavemen... drag their women by the hair?

So they wouldn't fill up with gravel.

How can I help you today, Mr Simpson?

BART: I don't know where my hair starts

Convertible Jokes More Convertible Jokes

What's a fundamentalist Christian's favorite type of car?

A convertible.

How do you keep your hair from blowing everywhere when you drive in a convertible?

Cross your legs