What does Mr. Miyagi do when he gets home from a date?

He wax off

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What's the dating scene like at MIT?

Carbon-14 is the most common method, I believe.

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What does Mr. Miyagi do when he gets home from a date?

He wax off

How does the Karate Kid pleasure himself?

Wax off

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What Job will Mr Miyagi take on when he retires from Martial Arts?

Plastic Surgeon. Japanese accent "Rax on, Rax off"

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Jack Daniels-san

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What does Mr. Miyagi do when he gets home from a date?

He wax off

What does Mr. Miyagi do while Daniel-san waxes the car?

He wax off.