What does Mr. Miyagi do during his alone time?

Whacks on, whacks off.

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What time is it when five dogs are chasing a cat down the street?

Five after one.

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What does Mr. Miyagi do during his alone time?

Whacks on, whacks off.

What does Mr. Miyagi do when he gets home from a date?

He wax off

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What does Mr. Miyagi do when he gets home from a date?

He wax off

What does Mr. Miyagi do during his alone time?

Whacks on, whacks off.