What does Mr. Miyagi do during his alone time?

Whacks on, whacks off.

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What did Hamlet say when he heard dubstep for the first time?

Aye, there's the wub"

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What Job will Mr Miyagi take on when he retires from Martial Arts?

Plastic Surgeon. Japanese accent "Rax on, Rax off"

What is Mister Miyagi's favorite drink?

Jack Daniels-san

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What does Mr. Miyagi do while Daniel-san waxes the car?

He wax off.

What Job will Mr Miyagi take on when he retires from Martial Arts?

Plastic Surgeon. Japanese accent "Rax on, Rax off"