What does Mr. Miyagi do while Daniel-san waxes the car?

He wax off.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you get if you play a C&amp?

W song backwards? Your wife back, your house back, your car back, and your dog back.

Why do women like men who can work on cars?

They know how to work under the hood!

Wax Jokes More Wax Jokes

How do you know if the moon is waxing or waning?

If it's waning you'll get weally weally wet.

What do you call a crayon without any wax?

A crayoff

Miyagi Jokes More Miyagi Jokes

What is Mister Miyagi's favorite drink?

Jack Daniels-san

What does Mr. Miyagi do when he gets home from a date?

He wax off

Mr. Miyagi Jokes More Mr. Miyagi Jokes

What does Mr. Miyagi do when he gets home from a date?

He wax off

What Job will Mr Miyagi take on when he retires from Martial Arts?

Plastic Surgeon. Japanese accent "Rax on, Rax off"