What does Mr. Miyagi do while Daniel-san waxes the car?

He wax off.

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What is the difference between leaves and a car?

One you brush and rake, the other you rush and brake.

What do you do when your car is making a really annoying noise?

Open the door and kick her out.

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How many Mexicans does it take to wax a car?

1 if you hit him just right

What do you call a crayon without any wax?

A crayoff

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What does Mr. Miyagi do while Daniel-san waxes the car?

He wax off.

What does Mr. Miyagi do during his alone time?

Whacks on, whacks off.

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What does Mr. Miyagi do when he gets home from a date?

He wax off

What Job will Mr Miyagi take on when he retires from Martial Arts?

Plastic Surgeon. Japanese accent "Rax on, Rax off"