How many Mexicans does it take to wax a car?

1 if you hit him just right

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do they do in Alabama when their car breaks down?

Build a house next to it.

Why don't auto repair shops fix golf carts?

Because they work with parts for cars, not carts for pars.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

How do Mexicans cut their pizzas?

With Little Caesars

What did the Mexican girl say to her fiance?

You're the Juan!

1 Jokes More 1 Jokes

What do sperm and politicians have in common?

About 1 in every 500 or 600 million have a chance at becoming human.

How many NBA finals does Lebron plan on losing?

not 1 not 2 not 3 not 4 not 5 not 6 not 7

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What's the difference between U-Haul and Youtube?

People are'nt happy for you when you get loads of hits on your U-Haul.

What do you call the boss hit by a shrink ray?

Micromanagement!

Wax Jokes More Wax Jokes

Who thought blowing out candles on a cake was a good tradition?

Ah yes wax would go well with this cake and you know what else Child spit.

What does Mr. Miyagi do when he gets home from a date?

He wax off