How many Mexicans does it take to wax a car?

1 if you hit him just right

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you call a cow that got hit by a car?

moo-tilated.

What did the jack say to the car?

Can I give you a lift "

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What's a Mexican's favorite breakfast cereal?

Tacos.

What do you call a Mexican whose car has been stolen?

Carlos

1 Jokes More 1 Jokes

How does Rudy Giuliani count to 10?

He doesn't he skips 1-8 and says 9-11 ten times.

What is DJ Khaled's favorite number?

11 Because it has another 1

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why did the astronomer hit himself on the head in the afternoon?

He wanted to see stars during the day.

Why did the WTC get hit by Terrorist?

They didn't get hit by Terrorists.

Wax Jokes More Wax Jokes

What do you call a crayon without any wax?

A crayoff

What does Mr. Miyagi do when he gets home from a date?

He wax off