How many Mexicans does it take to wax a car?

1 if you hit him just right

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you get when BMW, Volkswagen, and Callaway design a car together?

A Mini Golf.

When you wife asked you to buy her car, why did you buy her a diamond instead?

Because I couldn't find a fake car."

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do white people and fences have in common?

They both get jumped by Mexicans.

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just Juan.

1 Jokes More 1 Jokes

What would be different if men got pregnant?

Maternity leave would last for two years with full pay and morning sickness would rank as the nation's #1 health problem.

What is WRONG with you?

Me: *slowly counting on fingers* let's see... ok... carry the 1... um... That would be everything

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why are there no Chuck Norris knock-knock jokes?

Because Chuck only has to hit the door ONCE.

Why did the astronomer hit himself on the head in the afternoon?

He wanted to see stars during the day.

Wax Jokes More Wax Jokes

How do you know if the moon is waxing or waning?

If it's waning you'll get weally weally wet.

What does Mr. Miyagi do when he gets home from a date?

He wax off