What did the jack say to the car?

Can I give you a lift "

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Why do Mexicans always install those tiny steering wheels in their cars?

So they can drive with the handcuffs on.

What kind of car does Jesus drive?

A Christler.

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What does a baby sound like when you put it in the microwave?

Idk, I was too busy jacking off...

What does a toddler get drunk off of?

Jack Danimals!

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How does a booze thief make you feel better?

He lifts your spirits.

What's the easiest thing to lift with a forklift?

A palette.