Why do Mexicans always install those tiny steering wheels in their cars?

So they can drive with the handcuffs on.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What kind of car drives over water?

Any kind of car if it goes over a bridge.

What is a Spanish person without a car called?

Carlos

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

How long does it take a group of Mexicans to build a building?

Oh look, they're done.

What did the woman do when she broke up with her boyfriend for her Mexican lover?

Go the other guey.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What can hunger do that a woman simply can't?

Drive me to the grocery store.

Why do women only use putters while playing golf?

Because women can't drive.

Handcuff Jokes More Handcuff Jokes

Why are you putting handcuffs on that building?

Officer: I'm making a house arrest

How many Police Officers does it take to handcuff one man?

Nine, Eight to shoot him and one to say he was very dangerous

Install Jokes More Install Jokes

Why did the scientist install a knocker on his door?

He wanted to win the No Bell Prize.

What's the first thing you install on a new computer?

The operating system