Why do Mexicans always install those tiny steering wheels in their cars?

So they can drive with the handcuffs on.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why did Einstein refuse to help people fix their cars?

Because his colleagues would call him the Quantum Mechanic.

What do you do when you hear a woman got hit by a car?

Wonder how the hell a car got into the kitchen

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a Mexican Jedi?

Obi-Juan

What did the Mexican gang member say when two large houses fell on him during an earthquake?

Get off me, homes.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What is the difference between St. Patrick and Christopher Columbus?

One drove all the snakes from Ireland, the other drove away all of the Native Americans.

What do you call a ship that drives itself?

Auto-pirate.

Handcuff Jokes More Handcuff Jokes

Why did the Italian wear handcuffs to bed?

So he wouldn't talk in his sleep

Why do Mexicans always install those tiny steering wheels in their cars?

So they can drive with the handcuffs on.

Install Jokes More Install Jokes

How do you install "blackout curtains"?

They just get hammered.

How many nuclear engineers does it take to change a light bulb?

Seven. One to install the bulb and six to figure out what to do with the old one for the next 10,000 years