What did the Mexican gang member say when two large houses fell on him during an earthquake?

Get off me, homes.

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Whats the different between falling from the 10th floor and falling from the 1st floor ?

The sound you make 10th floor " AHHHHHHHHH " 1st floor " AHHHHHHHHHH "

How did the blonde break her leg raking leaves?

She fell out of the tree! I may not be a girl, but I'm blonde and find blonde jokes hilarious. xD

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How do you tell when the Chinese move to town?

When the Mexicans get car insurance.

How many Americans does it take to change a bulb?

None, Mexicans do it for them.

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What did one earthquake say to the other?

I don't know what your blaming me for, it's your fault!"

What is worse than the earthquake in Italy?

The Holocaust.