What did the Mexican gang member say when two large houses fell on him during an earthquake?

Get off me, homes.

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How did the blonde break her leg from raking the leaves?

She fell out of the tree.

Why doesn't Jesus like M&ampM's?

Because they fall through his hands.

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What do you call four Mexicans that have drowned?

Cuatro Cinco.

What do you call a Mexican that won't get on a scale?

A no weigh Jose.

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What did San Andreas said to the Earthquake?

This is all your fault!

What did one tectonic plate say to the other after the earthquake?

That was your fault!!!