What did the Mexican gang member say when two large houses fell on him during an earthquake?

Get off me, homes.

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When's the best time to go skydiving?

Fall.

What falls first an apple or a black man?

An apple because the balackman hangs.

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What does Mexican binary code consist of?

Zeros and Juans.

What do you call a Mexican woman with no legs?

Consuelo.

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Whose fault is it that California always has earthquakes?

San Andreas fault.

What does a fire, flood, earthquake, tornado, hurricane, and a wife have in common?

Sooner or later, one of them is probably going to get your house.