What did the Mexican gang member say when two large houses fell on him during an earthquake?

Get off me, homes.

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What does a push up bra and a dictatorship have in common?

They both oppress those on the inside. They both lie to those on the outside. And they both raise monuments to the fallen.

Why did the orange fall out with the orange-peeler?

Because he was taking the pith. /gets coat. bai.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a crazy Mexican dog?

Perronoid

What was the Mexican owl's name?

Whoooolio.

Earthquake Jokes More Earthquake Jokes

What did one mountain say to the other mountain after an earthquake?

A: It's not my fault.

Where is the safest place to be during an earthquake?

A: a hot air balloon #JonsSafetyTips #Safety #safetyTip #EarthquakeSafetyFacts