What did the Mexican gang member say when two large houses fell on him during an earthquake?

Get off me, homes.

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Why is the new Brexit diet so popular?

All you gotta be is a little more than halfway into it and the pounds will start falling.

Why did the ox fall down the hill?

A: It was an oxident.

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How does a Mexican build a house?

Juan nail at a time.

What do a baseball and a Mexican have in common?

The harder you hit it the more English you get

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What is worse than the earthquake in Italy?

The Holocaust.

What does one tectonics plate say to another after an earthquake?

It's not your fault.