What falls first an apple or a black man?

An apple because the balackman hangs.

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Why are spiders so unproductive?

Because they hang out on the web all day!

What is your location?

Me: And you're to blame 911: Pardon Me: You give love a bad name 911: I'm hanging up

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What is Sherlock's favorite season?

Fall...

Why didn't Toronto's mayor tell us earlier about his drug use?

It must have fallen through a crack.

Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

What's the difference between a black man and a bike?

The bike doesn't start singing when you put a chain on it.

What's faster than a black man running with a tv?

His cousin with the DVD player

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What do you call a booth babe at Apple's events?

ICandy

What do you get when you cross menstruation and apples?

The MaxiPad