What falls first an apple or a black man?

An apple because the balackman hangs.

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

How do you catch King Kong?

Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.

What's the difference between a dead baby and mistletoe?

I don't hang mistletoe at Christmas time

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What happened to the man with two wooden legs whose house burnt down?

He fell on his ash.

What is the difference between a man falling from a 2nd floor and a man falling from an 8th floor?

That the man that falls from the 2nd floor does: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH While the man falling from the 8th floor does: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

Black Man Jokes More Black Man Jokes

What do you call a black man flying an airplane?

Pilot.

What do you do when you see a black man lying on the floor?

You stop laughing and shoot him again.

Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

Why did Steve Jobs decline chemotherapy?

Because an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

What do blacks and apples have in common?

If they're not being sold on a farm they're hanging from a tree. Da ho, no I didnt.