Why can't ghosts have babies?

They have hollow weenies!

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What did the Russian woman say to her violent husband?

Vladislav, baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more.

What's worse than two babies in a dumpster?

A baby in two dumpsters.

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Where does a ghost refuel his Porsche?

At a ghastly station.

When do ghosts usually appear?

Just before someone screams.

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Why didnt the witch have any children?

Because her husband had a hollow weenie

Why can't the ghost get his girlfriend pregnant?

Because he's got a hollow-weenie.