Why can't ghosts have babies?

They have hollow weenies!

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What did the spaghetti say to the other spaghetti?

Pasta la vista, baby!

What's worse than a baby in a dumpster?

A baby in two dumpsters.

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Why did the ghost go to jail?

He got arrested for possession.

What do you call a ghost with a broken leg?

Hoblin Goblin.

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Why can't witches have babies?

Because their husbands have hollow-weenies.

Why cant witches get pregnant?

Because ghosts have hollow-weenies! Happy halloween :)