Why didnt the witch have any children?

Because her husband had a hollow weenie

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What does a child without arms get for x-mas?

gloves! nah don't know, it hasn't opened the present yet

Why did the children cross the playground?

To get to the other slide.

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What's the difference between a normal woman and a witch?

The spelling Teehee

What's the difference between a princess and a witch?

2 years of marriage.

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

What did Buddy Fletcher, accused ponzi scheme runner and husband of reddit's CEO, say to the duck?

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How a husband describe his wife?

Wife: "How would you describe me?" Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK." Wife: "What does that mean?" Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot." Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?" Husband: "I'm just kidding!"

Hollow Weenie Jokes More Hollow Weenie Jokes

Why can't ghosts make babies?

They have hollow weenies! .... And I'll just see myself out.

Why don't witches ever have babies?

Because warlocks have hollow weenies!