Why didnt the witch have any children?

Because her husband had a hollow weenie

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What do you get when a Mexican and Muslim have a child?

A kid who loves halalpenos

What's black, grey, and red all over?

A gorilla with a child in the enclosure.

Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

How do you know when you are in bed with a witch ?

She has a big "W" embroidered on her pyjamas !

How do witches lose weight?

They join weight witches.

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?

45 minutes.

Why was the wife worried that her husband was a light drinker?

Every night, he'd go out and drink until it was light.

Hollow Weenie Jokes More Hollow Weenie Jokes

Why didn't the ghost have any babies?

Because he had a Halloweenie! (Hollow-weenie)

Why can't a ghost get anyone pregnant?

Because he has a hollow-weenie