Why didnt the witch have any children?

Because her husband had a hollow weenie

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Child Jokes More Child Jokes

Why do Baptists have so many children?

They only use holy condoms.

What chord does a piano make when it drops on a child?

A-flat minor

Witch Jokes More Witch Jokes

What's the difference between a normal woman and a witch?

The spelling Teehee

What is evil and ugly and goes at 125 mph?

A witch in a high speed train.

Husband Jokes More Husband Jokes

What's round and black and blue?

A blueberry that occasionally gets hit by her husband

What about our child ?

Wife: What What child Husband: So you are not pregnant

Hollow Weenie Jokes More Hollow Weenie Jokes

Why didn't the ghost have any babies?

Because he had a Halloweenie! (Hollow-weenie)

Why can't the ghost get his girlfriend pregnant?

Because he's got a hollow-weenie.