Why didnt the witch have any children?

Because her husband had a hollow weenie

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What do farts and children have in common?

You love your own, but hate everyone else's.

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What do you call someone who gets stoned and baked?

A witch.

Why is the air so clean and healthy on Halloween?

Because so many witches are sweeping the sky.

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What do you want your husbands gravestone to say?

Wife: "Nothing. I want a traditional, non-talking one."

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She thought to yell for help, but her husband was nowhere around to grant her permission to do so.

Hollow Weenie Jokes More Hollow Weenie Jokes

Why cant witches get pregnant?

Because ghosts have hollow-weenies! Happy halloween :)

Why didn't the ghost have any babies?

Because he had a Halloweenie! (Hollow-weenie)