Why did Bossy tell the cowpoke to leave her calf alone?

She thought children should be seen and not herded!

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Why did the duck leave the dancefloor?

He didn't want to get down on it.

What is the Greek Army's motto?

Never leave your buddy's behind.

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What did the doctor say to the man who walked off the roof of his house?

I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation.

What's the difference between CNN and Al-Jazeera?

CNN shows the missiles taking off and Al-Jazeera shows them landing. (Not mine, just heard it on the Jimmy Dore show) also "My favorite indie band is palestinian. I think they're really going to blow up."

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell that a politician lies?

His lips are moving

What would you guys like to ask an American?

Nevermind they'll just tell you anyway

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

Why was the woman with no children so good at konami games?

She takes contraceptives.

What is the collective noun for children?

A migraine.

Herd Jokes More Herd Jokes

Why aren't cowboy jokes funny?

Ya herd one, ya herd em all.

What did the sheep say to the sheepdog faking deafness?

You herd me!"

Calf Jokes More Calf Jokes

What did the calf say to the silo?

Is my fodder in there "

What do you call a burger made from 50% beef and 50% veal?

Half Calf

Bossy Jokes More Bossy Jokes

What do you get if you cross Bossy with a vampire?

Dracowla!

Who's there ! Bossy ! Bossy who ?

Bossy just fired me !