Why did Bossy tell the cowpoke to leave her calf alone?

She thought children should be seen and not herded!

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Why did Bossy tell the cowpoke to leave her calf alone?

She thought children should be seen and not herded!

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said Jane. "I thought elephants stayed on the ground !"

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They herd it through the bovine.

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Who's there ! Bossy ! Bossy who ?

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Why did Bossy tell the cowpoke to leave her calf alone?

She thought children should be seen and not herded!