Why did Bossy tell the cowpoke to leave her calf alone?

She thought children should be seen and not herded!

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What did the hippie say when you told him to leave your house?

Namaste

What's the difference between the US and yogurt?

If you leave yogurt alone for 300 years, it develops a culture.

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How many movie directors does it take to change a lightbulb?

A: Just one but he wants to do it thirty-two times and when he's done everyone thinks that his last lightbulb was much better.

Who sang the song "my own worst enemy"?

Them: I think it's Lit Me: I mean I like the song but I wouldn't call it lit...

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Why wasn't the patient concerned when she was told she had a brain tumor?

The doctor said it was all in her head

How can you tell a rabbit from a skunk?

A skunk uses a cheaper deodorant!

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Which of the following lines will do a better job of frightening a man away?

1) Get away or I'll call the police!!! 2) I love you and want to marry you and have your children.

What do you call children born of ginger people?

Ginger-bred

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Why can't you keep a secret from cattle?

They herd

What has 200 legs 50 noses and is very loud?

A herd of stampeding aardvarks!

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Why did Bossy tell the cowpoke to leave her calf alone?

She thought children should be seen and not herded!

What two members of the cow family go everywhere with you?

Your calves!

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Why did Bossy tell the cowpoke to leave her calf alone?

She thought children should be seen and not herded!

What do you get if you cross Bossy with a vampire?

Dracowla!