What two members of the cow family go everywhere with you?

Your calves!

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How many members of an ethnicity does it take to perform a specified task?

A finite number! One member to perform the task, and the rest to behave in a manner stereotypical to the ethnicity in question.

What do you call a gorilla that's a member of a terrorist organization?

Boko Harambe

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What do you call a burger made from 50% beef and 50% veal?

Half Calf

Why did the bowlegged cowboy get fired?

A: Because he couldn't keep his calves together!