What two members of the cow family go everywhere with you?

Your calves!

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How so you call a member of the finacial staff of the faculty of Biology?

A: A Buy-ologist.

What did the spanish teacher say to his one student, who was a member of the cartel?

Where is my essay?

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What animals do you bring to bed?

Your calves.

Why did the bowlegged cowboy get fired?

A: Because he couldn't keep his calves together!