What two members of the cow family go everywhere with you?

Your calves!

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What is something that is always heard but never seen?

A member of the Queen's guard doing a single squat.

How many members of an identifiable group does it take to perform a common task?

A certain number! One to actually perform the task, and the rest to act in a manner stereotypical of the group.

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What do you call a burger made from 50% beef and 50% veal?

Half Calf

Why did Bossy tell the cowpoke to leave her calf alone?

She thought children should be seen and not herded!