Why did the bowlegged cowboy get fired?

A: Because he couldn't keep his calves together!

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Why was the midget fired from his job?

He came up short on his register.

What did the fire say the morning of his birthday?

I'm stoked!

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Why did Bossy tell the cowpoke to leave her calf alone?

She thought children should be seen and not herded!

What did the calf say to the silo?

Is my fodder in there "