A: Because he couldn't keep his calves together!
The man replies: it's back there, I'm just going to get the water! (This is a true story, my uncle really said this)
Freeze your dog and then take an angle grinder and use it on your dog and it Will say meeeeeow. Dunk your cat in gasoline and light it on fire and it Will say woof
To get to the udder side
Half Calf
