Why did the bowlegged cowboy get fired?

A: Because he couldn't keep his calves together!

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Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why don't hypochondriacs... Why don't hypochondriacs use lighters?

They're afraid of catching fire!

What do you call a white man on fire?

A firecracker!

Calf Jokes More Calf Jokes

Why did the calf cross the road?

To get to the udder side

What animals do you bring to bed?

Your calves.