Why did the bowlegged cowboy get fired?

A: Because he couldn't keep his calves together!

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Why did Ted get fired from his job?

Because he would only do the minimum?

Why did the fire fighter go in to save his friend first, and then fight the fire?

Because... bros before hose!!! Wubbulubbadub-dub!

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What two members of the cow family go everywhere with you?

Your calves!

Why are blondes such bad cow herders?

Because they can't keep their calves together