A Douche
A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.
Person 1 : Suggest me a good phone to buy nowadays. Person 2 : Microsoft Lumia 950 XL is good for winters, will keep you warm. Very warm. Person 1 : So what about summers then? Person 2 : Same, it freezes often as well
DOUCHE!!!
I say "Yes I do". End of discussion.