When someone asks "You know what I think?

I say "Yes I do". End of discussion.

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When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me" .

Why do barbers make good drivers?

Because they know all the short cuts.

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Why did the man snort Dr. Pepper?

He thought it was Coke!

Who is the prettiest of my friends?

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What's the worst question you can ask a blind date?

So.. you seeing anyone "

How can you tell if a person works in HR or IT?

Ask them to pronounce the following: **HIRES**

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Whats a mans favorite word that starts with 'm' and ends in 'arriage'?

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Why do feminist hate the bible?

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What do you call a person who makes a clever point during a discussion at another's expense?

A Douche

When someone asks "You know what I think?

I say "Yes I do". End of discussion.