How do you know you're at a redneck wedding?

Everybody is sitting on the same side of the church

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He knows where the naughty girls live.

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Miss most of the film!

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What do a tornado and a redneck wedding have in common?

Either way you lose a motorhome.

How do you know you're at a redneck wedding?

Everybody is sitting on the same side of the church