What is the difference between a church and a cult?

Their Punch.

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Whats the difference between the government and a stripper?

Strippers don't rig their polls.

Whats the difference between English Breakfast and Irish Breakfast tea?

One is still in the EU.

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What did the deer first say when he got to church?

Deer God, please forgive me of my sins.

How do you know you're at a redneck wedding?

Everybody is sitting on the same side of the church

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Who would win a fight between a taco and a hotdog?

so I punched him in the head.

What's the difference between a drummer and a drum machine?

With a drum machine you only have to punch the instructions in once

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What's the difference between a religion and a cult?

A religion drinks wine and a cult drinks Kool-Aid.

What is the difference between a church and a cult?

Their Punch.