What is the difference between a church and a cult?

Their Punch.

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What's the difference between a Stormtrooper and a Zoo Keeper?

The Storm Trooper would have missed harambe

What's the difference between a Catholic and a Baptist?

A Catholic will say hello when he sees you in the liquor store.

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Why did the blonde go to church?

B/c she heard there was a guy hung like this(https://riverchurchtelford.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/jesus.jpg)

Why do churches ban Wi-Fi?

Because they can't compete with an invisible power that actually exists

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What do you call the injury a black guy gets after he gets punched in the eye?

uh...a blacker eye?

How do you shut up a deaf person?

Punch them in the hands.

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What do you call a Cult that is hard to get into?

Difficult

What's the difference between CrossFit and a cult?

A torn ACL