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In a church you see pew, pew pew. In a mosque you hear pew pew pew.
He sat in his own pew.
Keep it in church, guys.
Joke was supposed to be this: Why do you need to take notes during church? because the peoples of noah's day, "took no note".
Because they cantaloupe.
The girl in the church has hope in her soul, and the girl In the bathtub has soap in her hole.
They're insects. I'll show myself out.
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Because they are in sects.
Cuz of all the pews. I hate myself
They are in-sects
Lettuce pray.
Pew Pew PEWPEWPEW!!!
Because they are insects.
A Christian Bale
A virgin
The cysteine chapel.
Church.
Because they sing hymns, not hers.
He was looking for a porpoise. (thought this one up but I doubt I was the first one that did.)
Because it's prayer conditioned. I'll leave now....
The woman coming out of church as hope in her soul!
Finnish Hymn!
One has hope in her soul...
He was invited to thunday math.
Holy Braille
The girl in church has hope in her soul
Because religions don't like competing with an invisible power that actually works.
The girl in a church has a soul full of hope and the girl in a bath has, well... EDIT: better structure.
One has hope in her soul, the other has soap in her hole.
Their Punch.
A church bell peals from the steeple.
Because Christian Baled
A: Everyone is sitting on the same side of the church.
Because I don't see black people going to church's anytime soon
Holy water!
The lady in church has hope in her soul.
Answer: One has hope in her soul the other has soap in her hole.
an oxy-mormon. or, all of them.
They pray on the weak.
Because he was using fowl language!
Because no church wants to compete with an invisible power that actually works.
He thought it was the white thing to do.
Nun of your business
The woman in church has hope in her soul... The woman In the bathtub has soap in her hole.
To use the Pokestop.
The doors were open.
In a casino, you really mean it.
They're cramming for the final.
He let the others get away... I feel I'll be downvoted to hell for this...
The woman in church has hope in her soul.
If you're not on your knees, he's not interested and you know what they say, abstinence makes the Church grow fondlers.
In the *pew*.
Anglican.
All of them.
Eh-men
Because they don't want to compete with an invisible connection that actually works.
A Christian bail
Well... the woman at church has hope in her soul.
It was a bird of pray
Holy smoke!"
Repaint! Repaint! And thin no more!"
Nun is better!
Because of Christian Bail
They both go PEW PEW PEW
Slaves sing when chains are put on them. PS - im going to church today to beg for forgiveness
You sit in your own pew
A holey bible. And, yet, it still made more sense than Scientology.
They can't stand saying "amen"
He didn't have the guts to fart
No seriously, a friend asked me this and I didn't know.
Flyspray
Church
Because they sing hymns, not hers!*
Everybody is sitting on the same side of the church
He had a Saturday Night Fever
A Crystal Methodist.
Because they can't compete with an invisible power that actually exists
Because Jesus saves.
The girl in church has her soul full of hope...
Because he was in love with a cantaloupe.
Let us spray
Birds of Pray
B/c she heard there was a guy hung like this(https://riverchurchtelford.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/jesus.jpg)
Deer God, please forgive me of my sins.
Christian bail.
Because they got no organs.
A dumbbell.
Because there horns don't work
One is a bunch of Cunning Stunts
One says "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" The other says "Hey McCloud, get off of my ewe!"
The one percent
In the Pro Bowl, they give ten percent.
One steals from the people the other peals from the steeple.
Gorillas in the mist
One has soul full of hope & one has a hole full of soap... I'll walk myself out, sorry first post here
A sense of humor.
Bn. (B "atma" n)
A pizza can feed a family of four.
Math problems actually exist