What do churches and guns have in common?

They both go PEW PEW PEW

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Church Jokes More Church Jokes

What's the difference between a church bell &amp a church?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

What's the difference between a woman in a bathtub and a woman in a church?

The woman in church has hope in her soul.

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What's the difference between a woman and a gun?

Guns don't move out when you bring a new one home.

Whats the difference between an easily offended person and a gun?

A gun actually does something when triggered.

Pew Pew Pew Jokes More Pew Pew Pew Jokes

What's the difference between a church and a mosque?

In a church you see pew, pew pew. In a mosque you hear pew pew pew.

What do churches and guns have in common?

They both go PEW PEW PEW