What do churches and guns have in common?

They both go PEW PEW PEW

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What do you call a Batman that leaves church before its over?

A Christian Bale

What happened to the guy who farted in church?

He sat in his own pew.

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Why is a gun better than a woman?

You can buy a silencer for a gun

How many NRA spokesmen does it take to change a lightbulb?

More guns!

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What do churches and guns have in common?

They both go PEW PEW PEW

What's the difference between a church and a mosque?

In a church you see pew, pew pew. In a mosque you hear pew pew pew.