What happened to the guy who farted in church?

He sat in his own pew.

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How could that have happened ?

I can't understand it either because I planted cabbage !

What do you call a bunch of stereotypical Americans running?

Nothing, it never happens.

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What did one Egyptian say to the other Egyptian after they both farted?

Hey we have a toot in common.

Why do men fart more than women?

Because women won't shut up long enough to build up the pressure.

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What do you call a guy that used to fight in the ring, but quit it all for video games?

An ex-boxer.

What is it called when a guy called Justin gets justice?

Justinice.

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What's the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bath?

One has hope in her soul...

What do Canadians say after a prayer in church?

Eh-men

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What's brown and sits on a piano bench?

Beethoven's last movement.

What did the puppy say when it sat on sandpaper?

Ruff

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What sounds does a vicar's gun make?

Pew! Pew!

Why do Storm Troopers like churchs?

Cuz of all the pews. I hate myself