He sat in his own pew.
It got toad away.
an innocent bystumbler
Total Eclipse of a Fart
When you can burp and taste it.
Double jointed.
Two. One to identify that the lightbulb has indeed burned out, and one to call the maintenence man to change the lightbulb.
A holey bible. And, yet, it still made more sense than Scientology.
The girl in church has hope in her soul
Wave a two-ton banana in front of his nose.
He sits on a leaf and waits till autumn !
Cuz of all the pews. I hate myself
In the *pew*.
