What happened to the guy who farted in church?

He sat in his own pew.

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What happened to the man running in front of the car?

He got tired. What happened to the man running behind the car He got exhausted.

What happens if you game so much you forget to brush your teeth?

You get Halo-tosis. :-/

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What happens when Supper stars fart in public?

lol

Why did the skeleton burp in the church ?

He didn't have the guts to fart

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What did the guy say to the funny drug dealer?

You really crack me up dude!" The drug dealer responds with: "How much "

What do you call a guy with a shovel?

Doug

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What is the difference between a girl in church and a girl in a bathtub?

The girl in church has hope in her soul

Why did batman leave church?

Because Christian Baled

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What does a mathematician do about constipation?

Sits down and works it out with a pencil.

What do you call a girl who's sitting in the middle of a tennis court?

Annette.

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What happened to the guy who farted in church?

He sat in his own pew.

What does a laser in a church sound like?

Pew pew pew!