What does a laser in a church sound like?

Pew pew pew!

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What's the difference between a church and a mosque?

In a church you see pew, pew pew. In a mosque you hear pew pew pew.

What does a laser in a church sound like?

Pew pew pew!

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What's the difference between a church and a mosque?

In a church you see pew, pew pew. In a mosque you hear pew pew pew.

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Why was the laser sad?

All his gas is Argon.

What does a laser in a church sound like?

Pew pew pew!