What do you call a woman who thinks she can do anything a man can do?

Wrong.

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What does a dyslectic, agnostic, insomniac think about at night?

Is there really a dog. Dog lover joke.

What is the difference between Kanye West and God?

God doesn't think that He's Kanye.

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What did the police officer say to the man who was urinating publicly?

Urine trouble, mate!"

Why are men better cooks than women?

Because with a sausage, a couple of eggs, and some cream, a man can keep a woman full for 9 months.

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What is the first thing a woman should do when she gets out of the Battered Women's Shelter?

The dishes, if she knows what's good for her.

Why are hangovers better than women?

Hangovers go away!