What do you call a woman who thinks she can do anything a man can do?

Wrong.

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Why do pessimists always think it's the weekend?

Because every day is a sadder-day.

What does R. Kelly have in common with Malaysian Airlines?

They both think they can fly.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man with a double decker bus on his head ?

The deceased !

What do you call a man with a spade on his head?

Doug Got a set of tweezers as the toy as well. Hours of fun right there.

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What do you call a women with two brain cells?

Pregnant.

What book do you like the most?

Woman: "My husband's checkbook."